[13:32] : Yes. : [13:33] "Neat, where is our first adventure?" [13:34] *** ForsAFK is now known as Forsyth [13:34] : ... I don't know. That's your job. : [13:34] * Rohar smiles, listening "Adventure?" [13:35] "Perhaps there are evil ninja on the roof, under the tutilage of the dark lord Relapse." [13:36] * Forsyth sneaks in the open window. "No ninja on the roof. AT least I didn't see any." [13:36] * Forsyth grins. [13:36] ; Re deploys ninja-Lana to investigate! : [13:37] * Rohar chuckles. [13:37] "It has been a long time Forsyth, have you come to join the party?" [13:37] ((LC?)) [13:37] ((Lounge.)) [13:38] "Party? Another one? And I just saw you the other day, Lana." [13:38] ((Lounge.)) [13:38] ((Loungeoid)) [13:38] *** Gigan (Somewhere@84f9cbd3.satx.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #gglounge [13:38] *** Mode change [+v Gigan] on #GGLounge by Wirrit|Nap [13:39] [[Lounge, yesh.]] [13:39] "It seems Forsyth is delusional, I was afraid that woudl happen after his run in with the Dark Lord Relapse's servants.. Shall we go tot he roof together to search out Relapse so we can defeat him, Re?" [13:40] : How would I get to the roof? : o.o [13:40] Teleport? [13:40] "Relapse isn't the real Dark Lord. He's just a puppet for Cupboard, the true root of ebilnes." [13:40] "That hurts, Ablo..." [13:40] : Teleports hurt me. None of those. : [13:41] Oh. I didn't know. [13:41] "I don't know, let us search the castle, we may find a way." [13:41] : Right! : [13:41] * Re runs out! [13:41] * Relapse 's Cupboard glows darkly. [13:41] * Lana` chases after Re. [13:41] What are you doing, though? [13:41] * Re stops. : His cupboard is right here. : [13:41] : We could just interrogate it : [13:41] "And it's glowing evilly!" [13:42] : Talk, cupboard! : [13:42] * Rohar peers at the Cupboard "Vile beast..." [13:42] "Keen observation..." *Runs back in* "Tell us where the dark lord Relapse is." [13:42] * Relapse 's Cupboard's doors open, revealing a long throat-like tunnel; surrounded by nasty looking teeth-like blades. It also smells... rather awful. At the questioning, it blows a stinky, long-tongued raspberry. [13:42] ....Huh?! [13:42] * Re dives in! [13:43] "What we need here is...Breath freshener!" [13:43] "Or that." [13:43] * Lana` follows Re. [13:43] ...Well, nothing to do here...<.< [13:43] * Rohar watches them "Bye bye!" [13:43] * Re lands! somewhere! [13:44] * Lana` lands after Re! [13:45] [Relapse] ** By running in, the teeth miss the two heros by mere inches, but obviously they have no way back! Horrors! Where they are now is a pulsating, fleshy room in round and dripping shape. Gurgles rise from... places you'd probably rather not think about. ** [13:45] : I feel the need to put on adventuring clothes and a whip. : [13:46] [Relapse] ** By thinking it, Re is now wearing said clothes, fitting with heroic bearing ** [13:46] * Lana` brings her hands together in the transformation hand seal, changing so she is in her Yuffie outfit, complete with overlarge throwing star. "I am ready for adventure!" [13:46] * Re poses! [13:46] * Lana` poses. [13:46] [* And that's when Re and Lana discover the cupboard was actually a mimic, containing a bag of devouring! They now face an eternity of being eaten!] [13:46] : Onward, faithful yet expendible lackey! : [13:47] * Re moves ahead, whip at the ready [13:47] [Relapse] ** Exciting adventure/ exploration music plays from nowhere. But first, where exactly is "onward" ? ** [13:47] * Re moves... forward. [13:48] [Relapse] ** Forward moves to a fleshy, slightly yellow-slimed colour wall of pink ** [13:48] : ew. : [13:48] * Re looks for a door [13:48] "We are at a dead end! we must search for the secret switch!" [13:48] [Relapse] **slime drips, wall and floor pulsates grotesquely** [13:49] : ah, right : *looks around for a switch* [13:49] * Lana` pokes at one of the walls with the giga-shuriken. [13:49] [Relapse] ** "looking" sees more goo and ooze. In some places, the muck looks thick enough to conceal stuff. Lana's giga-shuriken pokes into the goop rather easilly, causing localised tremours of flesh. Far off comes the groan of a monstrous beast getting indigestion ** [13:50] * Re whips muck! *k-tish!* [13:50] "Kya!" *Slashes with giga shuriken!* [13:51] [Relapse] *muck flies everywhere from Re's whippage, under the cleared point is a bony switch! Lana's shuriken slices through ooze bits, meanining gunk goes _Everywhere_.* [13:51] : ew. Faithful lackey, stop that. : [13:51] *switch click* [13:51] "Sorries..." [13:51] [Relapse] ** floor vanishes ** [13:52] "Ayieeee!" *Falls* [13:52] O.o;; [13:52] *falls* [13:52] [Relapse] ** fall fall fall. My this is long. ** [13:53] : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh : [13:53] "The dark lord Relapse has a very advanced dungeon..." [13:53] [Relapse] ** ELSEWHERE: Dread Ninja Lord Relapse sits on his throne. Next to him is a model of the Cupboard doing lackey-things. The overlord turns his gaze to the Cupboard and speaks with dread reverb. "....Line?" (...) "Ah. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" .... *sigh* ** [13:53] : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh-. ........... deep, too. : [13:54] "AhhhhhH!" [13:54] [Relapse] ** Boyoyoyoyoing... you've stopped! On a very springy spiderweb. Rather... sticky too. ** [13:54] : ack! : [13:54] [Relapse] ** There are others caught in this web nearby ** [13:54] : Powerless lackey Lana, free us! : [13:55] "We are caught! ummm... what are my skills again?" [13:55] : I wouldn't know! : [13:56] [Relapse] * ... skitter skitter * [13:56] *plasma shell* [13:56] "I must suceed!" *Tries to get leverage to cut at the spiderweb with her giga-shuriken* [13:57] [Relapse] ((...plasma shell = the what now? )) [13:57] (plasma around the re, like an anime aura) [13:57] [Relapse] *FRRZZZLE!* * Re drops through a hole in the web * [13:58] : save yourself, lackey! : [13:58] [Relapse] * Re lands in a lot of wet stuff. It's really too dark to tell much beyond that. Oh, and it's sloshy. And something just rubbed against her leg * [13:59] .oO(Miniboss fight and I'm all alone..) *Throws her giga shuriken towards the *skitter skitter noise* [13:59] : eeeeek! : [13:59] * Re runs! [13:59] [Relapse] ** runs in wet stuff? This is swim level wet stuff ** [14:00] * Re ... swims! She actually swims decently. [14:00] [Relapse] ** In the distance Lana hear's a THWACK from her shurkien followed by a screaching... and then webbing in a tidal wave crashes over the web towards the caught ninja. ** [14:00] [Relapse] * Re swims! And swims well! However SOMETHING which sounds rather large just crested the surface behind her. Splashes of what you can assume to be tentacles follow that sound, all around your position. ... ... Just where are you swimming to anyway? * [14:00] .oO(Darn... I thought throwing weapons were supposed to return to your hand when you threw them... ack!) *Is hit by webbing* "Slowed..." [14:01] * Re is swimming.. dead ahead! Away from whatever-it-is-anime-monster! : ahhhhhh! : [14:01] [Relapse] * A BIG Spider, which looks like a monstrrous Bird Spider, crawls out onto the Web. It chitters, with a shuriken sticking out of it's head. * [14:02] [Relapse] * Tentacles splash out of the muck more frequently, like pillars. Re can't really go backward, or side to side much, and the tentacles in front do nothing but pop straight up out of the liquid to make her dodge left or right.* [14:03] .oO(Crud, I just either got scripted as the captured damsel in distress or the tragic death... darn lack fo adventure physics...) *watches da big spidey.* [14:03] * Re eeps and... attempts to navigate a swimming-dodging minigame by weaving in the correct sequence.... er... left right right left! [14:03] [Relapse] ** ELSEWHERE: Dread Ninja Lord Relapse stands in front of his throne, one foot on an ottoman, and with a sheaf of papers behind his back he occasionally looks towards. "HAHAHAHAHAH... HA! Helpless Lackey Lana will soon be Tasty Morsol Lana for my Attack Aracnid, and the Kraken of Kaos will soon spear the Amazingly Beautiful, Smart ... do I have to? *Bucket of ice-cold water appears over his head... he continues.. [14:04] [Relapse] "Fabulously skilled and object of my jealousy Re! BWAHAHAH! Nothing can.... dear Kwan... Nothing can stop me Now!!!" [14:04] [Relapse] * Re dodges with skill, and notes the tentacles behind her are forming a staircase back towards the Spider's web! * [14:05] * Re (must word this carefully to avoid jokes) [14:05] [Relapse] ((...heh )) [14:05] ((hehe)) [14:05] [Relapse] ((..and pretty much 'too late' with that prefix. )) [14:06] *** Alain_Lyons (Wyldfyre1@c14fbe2c.houston.14056255.com.hmsk) has quit IRC [Ping timeout] [14:06] "Ree! Help me!" .oO(I've got the damsel in distress thing -down-) [14:06] * Re stops, and springs up to land on a tentacle, turning it into a jumping puzzle instead... left.. right right! [14:07] [Relapse] ** How clever! With speed and agility defying her size, Re hops, skips and jumps her way back to the Aracnid... which is drooling black gunk close to Lana... even closer to one of the other trapped denziens... who just melted. Eww.. Cleanup in Web 3! ** [14:08] : Puny lackey! I'm here to save you! : *fire2!* [14:08] [Relapse] ** Var-WOOSH! Flames, smoke, fire, sparks! It all clears. And the spider looks at Re, the shuriken on it's head is blackened but that's about it. ** [14:09] [Relapse] ** Oh, and the kraken's tentacles are now peircing up through the gaps in the web. Better move quick. ** [14:09] "Re! free me!" [14:09] : ack! : *dives aside, casting fire1 on lana* [14:10] [Relapse] *ROAST! By the miracle of modern textavision, Lana's bonds pop like shrimps on a hot barbie and leaves the lackey completely unharmed, and Free! The Spider appears to take offense at this, spitting a gout of webbing at the plucky golem * [14:10] : Noooo! : *dramatic and ill-timed pause* [14:10] * Lana` looks around for a proper platform to fight the spider on. [14:11] [Relapse] ** Lana can see a number of tentacles that peirce up through the webbing in their quest for Re. They stay up for a good number of seconds before dropping again ** [14:12] *** Rohar` (Rohar@9529a31e.75.163.29.Dial1.Boston1.b1da02e4.net.hmsk) has joined #GGLounge2 [14:12] .oO(I must use the tentacles for footing!) *tries to do such and run to the spider and punch it in the leg* .oO(Please tell me I did more than 40 damage points...) [14:12] *** Mode change [+v Rohar`] on #GGLounge2 by Lana` [14:13] *** Rohar (Rohar@9529a31e.75.163.18.Dial1.Boston1.b1da02e4.net.hmsk) has quit IRC [Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: Rohar` (Rohar@9529a31e.75.163.29.Dial1.Boston1.b1da02e4.net.hmsk)))] [14:13] : Puny lackey! Save me! : [14:13] *** Rohar` is now known as Rohar [14:13] [Relapse] ** Lana hops and skips over the tentacles to thundrous applause... from somewhere. Her hand streaks out... Connects! Above the strike a sequence of red numbers bounce into existance breifly. "41". ** [14:13] [Relapse] ** The web remains dramatically paused on its way to Re, who is dramatically paused in the air mid-side-leap ** [14:14] * Re holds her position, then finishes her dive aside, ball of fire charged again. [14:14] [Relapse] *Web gouts out when Re moves again, striking the area she just left. The spider kicks out 3 times at Lana. ** [14:15] * Re fires at the spider! *bolt2!* [14:15] * Lana` stands in ready position, bouncing slightly, waiting for the spider to use its attack turn so it becomes her turn again, and is hit by 3 kicks .oO(Owww...) *Looks above her head to see how much life she lost while being knocked back.* [14:17] *** Denzine (Something@d6c52403.pbi.828b38f5.net.hmsk) has joined #GGlounge2 [14:17] *** Mode change [+v Denzine] on #GGLounge2 by Lana` [14:17] [Relapse] ** FZZZT! Spider's hair stands out at angles. This time in blue numbers bounce over the spider's head. "200". Above Lana's head bounces the red numbers "20, 20, 1" ** [14:18] [Relapse] * Re better think quick, tentacles are still coming for her... real close to a skewering if she doesn't move. * [14:18] .oO(If only I knew how much HP I have left...) *Ki kick on spiders leg* [14:18] [Relapse] ** Ki kick snaps up and the entire area flashes white! Above the spider's head "150" bounce cheerily in red. ** [14:18] * Re runs with no concern about attacking the spider! Runs like a madwoman! [14:19] [Relapse] ** tentacle spike, tentacle spike, tentacle spike, tentacle spike, tentacle spike, tentacle spike.... As long as Re keeps moving the pop up through gaps a few steps behind her... Have I mentioned spiders might have soft underbellies? ** [14:20] .oO(Wheee! lookie I did damage! Re woudl be happy!) *more prepared/waiting bouncing* [14:20] [Relapse] ** Spider spits a whole bunch of black icky stuff at Lana. Even the air sizzles when it's touched ** [14:22] .oO(Uh... is this an FMV or am I about to be blasted...) *Tries to sidestep* .oO(I hope my evade rating is high enough... I should have been a warrior... I want my shuriken back) [14:22] * Re isn't one for strategy. She casts bolt2 again, seeing that as effective *zap!* o.o;;; run run run! [14:24] [Relapse] ** FszzzaT! Blue "150" again! Lana has "Dodge" bounce into effect over her head as the black gunk strikes a tentacle. This aggravates the kraken, which starts attacking the web itself ** [14:25] .oO(I want my weapon back... I wonder if I have the steal skill...) *Tries to jump at the spider and steal her shuriken back from its head* [14:25] : Lana! It's not dying! : [14:25] [Relapse] ** STEAL! Lana gets a poison! ** [14:26] [Relapse] ** Spider now glows... cutscene attack it leaps into the air, spinning! Whirl whirl whirl.... WEBBING EVERYWHERE!! OH THE HUMANITY!! ... or.. arachnidity... I guess... * [14:28] *** Tarlin (tarlin1@383ef5e5.bak.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #GGLounge2 [14:28] *** Mode change [+v Tarlin] on #GGLounge2 by Wirrit|Nap [14:28] .oO(Cutscene... crud...) *Runs and tackles Re out of the way of a webbing blast before getting stuck* [14:28] * Re is... trackled! [14:30] [Relapse] ** Everything is white. And very sticky... The white clears and the spider is advancing on the gunked Lana and Re. Tentacles have stopped too, as they're well webbed also, Kraken struggling. ** [14:30] ... [14:30] * Re plasma shells again! [14:30] [Relapse] ((...that going to fry Lana? )) [14:30] (yep) [14:31] [Relapse] **FRY! Lana is supertoastied, Re drops through the webbing onto something soft, squishy and angry ** [14:31] *** Void is now known as Shun [14:31] ((Note the "expendable" in the sidekick description above.)) [14:31] : aw... not again! : [14:31] * Re starts dropping ice-based attack spells on the monster thing while still stuck! [14:32] [Relapse] ** ELSEWHERE: Dread Lord Relapse is watching a TV screen and munching popcorn. ".....ow. Hm? What? On what? ... DAMNIT" *popcorn thrown away, dramatic pose struck* "AHAHAHAHAHAHa....ahahaha....I don't think it's worth it now." ** [14:32] .oO(Cutscene.. darnit I'm jsut the lackey Re's the one that is supposed to defeat the big enemy...) *Burns like a lackey* .oO(This is where I'm captured, huh?) *Swoon status* [14:33] [Relapse] ** Cold.. COLD. COLD. Wow, that's one krakencicle that fish'n'chip companies would offer you a packet of money over... The added weight of the iced tentacles brings the spiderweb down. The spider lands on a broken off tentacle spike and is impaled. ** [14:33] : muahaha! who is the best! Re! : [14:33] *** Forsyth (bluemage@2415b2a2.s926.apx3.lnhdc.md.dialup.6ca6e6e8.com.hmsk) has quit IRC [Connection reset by peer] [14:33] *** Forsyth (bluemage@2415b2a2.s926.apx3.lnhdc.md.dialup.6ca6e6e8.com.hmsk) has joined #gglounge2 [14:33] *** Mode change [+v Forsyth] on #GGLounge2 by Wirrit|Nap [14:33] [Relapse] ** Lana materialises in space beside Re, with a "#2" tattoed on her head, otherwise completely cured. ** [14:34] : Right, let's go! : [14:34] * Re conjures a light and looks for a way out o.o [14:34] "But I didn't get my weapon back... can I change class? or equipment?... *Checks the spider for loot* [14:35] [Relapse] ** Re and Lana are on a frozen kraken on a big underground lake. In the distance is... an arrow. Pointing in that direction. Lana finds (1) BigassShrknThng, (4) Poison, (1)BarryMnlw CD. ** [14:35] *** Forsyth-- (bluemage@2415b2a2.s926.apx3.lnhdc.md.dialup.6ca6e6e8.com.hmsk) has joined #gglounge2 [14:35] *** Mode change [+v Forsyth--] on #GGLounge2 by Wirrit|Nap [14:36] * Lana` takes her shuriken thing back, and the poison! and the CD just because things like that have unknown value. [14:36] "Wheee! we beat the first boss!" [14:36] : Wonder if we can just teleport there. : [14:36] *** Forsyth (bluemage@2415b2a2.s926.apx3.lnhdc.md.dialup.6ca6e6e8.com.hmsk) has quit IRC [Ping timeout] [14:37] "I wonder if we oculd use the frozen squid as a boat..." [14:37] : The lake is frozen : [14:37] *** Forsyth-- is now known as Forsyth [14:37] "Then we can walk on it!" *Begins heading int he direction the arrow points* .oO(Lackey that! *glee!*) [14:38] : duh. : *walks* [14:38] [Relapse] ** Lana starts a skating-type walk towards the arrow. As does Re. Once they leave the kraken it vanishes in the standard CRPG manner, taking all its tasty loot with it. ** [14:39] "Now we must find the dreadlord Relapse! before he enslaves the world!" [14:39] [Relapse] ** ELSEWHERE: Dread Ninja Relapse is dusting popcorn kernals off his Dread Uniform of Dread Uniformity...ness. "So they defeated the spider and the squid thing. Anyone could do that if they were as amazingly skilled and drop dead gorgeous as those two. Soon they will know the meaning of fear!" ** [14:40] [Relapse] ** Ninja cackles silently crash over the lake in a really dread and ninja and dread-type way ** [14:40] : Relapse is a very bad actor. : [14:41] "Shhh you are ruining the plot..." *Heads forward* "Where are we notable leader Re?" [14:41] : I.... don't know! : [14:41] [Relapse] ** dramatic chord from nowhere! ** [14:42] * Re goes forward, as if to advance the plot. [14:42] *** Number_213 (Trin@78dd90b7.pittpa.d75a346f.net.hmsk) has quit IRC [Quit: so..... sleepy........... *thunk*] [14:42] * Lana` follows Re, "Maybe we are on the dreaded lake of no return.. where the island of vicious minotaur things is..." [14:43] [Relapse] ** That appears to work, as they travel through a tunnel in the side of the passageway, and end up in an intersting place. It _kinda_ looks like an open field, in a forest, with the trees and the birds and the farmland and the animals... However everything is made up of the word "There", just animated and fonted differently to indicate different things. ** [14:43] * Lana` looks at Re. [14:44] : ... : [14:44] : Let's go there. : [14:44] [Relapse] ** There you are! ** [14:45] : Here we are. : [14:45] "Lets go.. forward?" [14:45] [Relapse] ** No, you're there ** [14:45] * Re shakes a fist in midair : Where is the dread lord Relapse! : [14:45] [Relapse] ** Signs grow from the ground, pointing out where "There" is. There is everywhere. ** [14:45] * Lana` looks around for a stereotypical villain lair. [14:45] [Relapse] ** More ninja cackling ** [14:46] *** Guardian-Angel (vagabond86@c2c73d90.dsl.stlsmo.f55b92fc.net.hmsk) has joined #gglounge2 [14:46] *** Mode change [+v Guardian-Angel] on #GGLounge2 by Lana` [14:46] *** Mode change [+o Guardian-Angel] on #GGLounge2 by ChanServ [14:46] [Relapse] ** No sign of a lair being There. ** [14:47] "We have to search for his evil lair... lets try... the forest!" [14:47] : Right! : *goes there, being the forest* [14:47] * Lana` follows Re. [14:48] [Relapse] ** You enter the forest! Now that you're no longer there, the forest is normal in its foresty ness. Until you reach the crevass that is gouged straight through and wide of width, in the middle of the forest. On the other side of the crevass is a "Dread Ninja Relapse: This Way" sign. ** [14:49] : Lackey! Locate a bridge. Climb! : [14:49] "I don't think bridge building is on my skill list..." [14:49] : ... climb to SPOT a bridge : [14:50] [Relapse] ** Nope. No bridge building. Taking damage, copping the fall, receiving the pain, dealing with the owie, no bridges. ** [14:50] "Uh.. think we can jump it?" [14:50] : ... : [14:50] * Re destroys a patch of earth to collapse a mighty tree towards the chasm [14:52] * Lana` looks at the chasm, .oO(Sabin did it..) *Backs up and runs and tries to jump the crevass.* [14:55] [Relapse] ** Apparently, when a tree falls in the forest and there are two people there to hear it, it makes a very, very, very loud noise. In mid jump. And one of the branches thwaps Lana downwards, fast, when the tree falls. ** [14:55] : whoops. : [14:55] Ayieeeee! *Falls* [14:55] [Relapse] ** Lana appears next to Re. "#3" on her head this time. ** [14:56] * Lana` looks at Re, ".... Team killer..." [14:56] "OH well.... Forward!" [14:56] ((Is it wrong I could easily see this made into an anime series?)) [14:56] [Relapse] (( Heh. No. )) [14:58] [Relapse] ** Forward is a large tree over a large ravine. The tree creaks. ** [14:58] : You first, noble lackey! : [14:59] * Lana` hops onto the tree and starts to cross it. .oO(...) [14:59] [Relapse] ** ELSEWHERE: Dread Ninja Relapse is pointing at a sheaf of papers at the Cupboard, which is in a foldout chair with 'Director' on the back. "....I still don't get this. It's against the laws of physics.... Oh.... Ok... Yeah, that's alright then.' ** [14:59] [Relapse] ** About halfway across the tree.... it creaks ** [15:00] .oO(Not again.. not again!) *Flees for the other side as fast as a lackey can go!* [15:00] [Relapse] ** fast fast fast fast! Lana reaches the other side and the safety of the other side of the ravine. The tree remains. ** [15:01] * Re teleports across. *voip* [15:01] "I live! ha! I didn't die this time!" [15:01] * Lana` dances and poses. [15:01] ((* A branch falls on Lana.)) [15:01] [Relapse] **Re appears on the ground next to Lana... which was weakened by the collapse of a tree on it. Rumble.. RUMBLE..... CRUMBLE! ** [15:02] * Re flees, pulling back Lana to use as a starting block for momentum! [15:02] "NoooooO!" *Tries to get away from the crumbling part of the ground.* [15:04] [Relapse] *Re and Lana's mutual "assist" assures they both tumble with rocks and tree... it's all down again! * [15:05] "Aiyeeeee!!!!" *Falls* [15:05] : ahhhhhhhhh! : [15:05] [Relapse] ** ...Tree hits a rock that is jutting out from the bottom of the crevass.... Lana and Re land on one side and the tumble of rocks land on the other. ... up up and AWAY!!!! ** [15:05] *** Shadow-Wolf (kclind@41b023f1.tampabay.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #GGlounge2 [15:05] *** Mode change [+v Shadow-Wolf] on #GGLounge2 by Wirrit|Nap [15:05] *boing* [15:06] "Ayiieeeeee!" *Is catapulted.* [15:06] [Relapse] ** Re and Lana fly up, up into the clouds.... past a sign reading "Dread Ninja This Way!" ** [15:06] [Relapse] ** ELSEWHERE: Dread Ninja Relapse is looking out his Castle of Dread with a pair of binoculars. "... I wonder if they can see their house from there?" ** [15:06] "We are going the right way! I knew the key was at the bottom of the ravine!" [15:07] : Lies! : [15:07] : You pulled me down! : [15:07] *** Stan_Match (jeff2lion@fbb40dcc.de9c65f7.net.hmsk) has joined #ggLounge2 [15:07] *** Mode change [+v Stan_Match] on #GGLounge2 by Wirrit|Nap [15:07] "If I hadn't you wouldn't be on coming with me towards Dread Ninja Relapse's hideout!" [15:09] : I bet we missed a shortcut! : [15:10] * Lana` pouts in a dramatic way. [15:10] [Relapse] ** wind whistles past as you soar through the air. This is a mighty high arc. Simple, sad piano music starts as the two heroic ladies have a falling out. ... flying out... whatever. ** [15:10] * Re drifts upside down, does the haughty crossed arms thing [15:11] *** Mischa|FoamRubber (robuliak@6ca5f0be.207-34-91-0.d280783f.com.hmsk) has joined #GGLounge2 [15:11] *** Mode change [+v Mischa|FoamRubber] on #GGLounge2 by Wirrit|Nap [15:11] "You ... you are the worst!" [15:11] : What you say! : [15:12] "And you arn't the leader anymore!" [15:12] : You can't take my leadership role! : [15:13] [Relapse] ** Lana can see the Goddess of Baked Goods' "Leadership Roll" sticking out of Re's inventory temptingly... ** [15:13] "Yes... yes I can! I've grown stronger in my time as a lackey!" *Uses Steal on Re* [15:13] : You can steal, but I can.. ! : [15:14] * Re casts flare on Lana [15:14] [Relapse] ** Lana has Leadership Roll! Which is now a Toasted Leadership Roll! ** [15:14] [Relapse] ** Held by a toasted Lana ** [15:14] ((Mmmm...quiznos subs...)) [15:14] * Lana` is toasted, checks her health gauge. [15:15] [Relapse] ** Three guages pop up in the air next to Lana. Red is looking dangerously low, Blue is quite healthy but some has been spent, and Tartan is just golden. ** [15:15] .oo(Uh... I hope this thing is a healing item..) *Uses the Toasted Leadership Roll on herself!* [15:16] : noooo! : [15:16] [Relapse] ** Lana is now the Leader! The #3 tattoo moves from Lana to Re ** [15:16] : ... : [15:17] "Uhhh. Hmm... that worked..." [15:17] "Now we go forward!" [15:17] : This is a long flight : [15:18] [Relapse] ** Lana and Re land on things. While still in the air. Lana is on a carpet, which inexplicably is flying. Re lands on a big pig with wings. Fight music starts up and a shadow of something passes overhead ** [15:18] "Maybe we are supposed to have some kind of special scene where we make up... I'm sorry Re, I dind't mean to hurt you!" *Says dramatically* [15:18] "Uh oh...." [15:19] : I did. er... : [15:19] * Re looks up [15:19] * Lana` looks up. [15:19] [Relapse] ** Above is a scary sight. A massive avian reptillian streaks out of the sunlight. Now you can see it, it's wearing bright red lipstick and heals, a pink evening gown, its claws are done and it's covered in a pink and purple wrap which matches its eyeshadow. It's... the Drag-on Dragon.... ** [15:20] : gah! : [15:20] * Lana` begins her rhythmic battle ready bobbing. [15:20] * Re casts flare! But her thumbs slips and she targets Lana's carpet. [15:21] [Relapse] ** Lana bursts into flames with her carpet! A red bar flashes critically next to her. Dragon goes next! It breathes a pink, very strong smelling gas at the two... ** [15:21] * Re ... ignores the gas [15:22] [Relapse] ** Gas is burnt away from Lana... but Re is now dressed in a shocking pink outfit, and her earings are impractically large. Tartan "2000" bounces above Re's head, and her Tartan bar starts flashing. ** [15:22] O.o [15:22] * Lana` checks her inventory for healing items. [15:23] [Relapse] ** Lana's inventory contains, amongst other things, potions of Helling, potions of Hellsing, potions of Healrings, but no potions of healing. A softdrink can of First, second and thirdaid though. ** [15:23] *** Wargolem|Security (notacultle@33367ccf.dsl.tpkaks.f55b92fc.net.hmsk) has joined #gglounge2 [15:23] *** Mode change [+v Wargolem|Security] on #GGLounge2 by Wirrit|Nap [15:23] *** Mode change [+o Wargolem|Security] on #GGLounge2 by ChanServ [15:24] * Lana` drinks the can of secondaid! [15:24] [Relapse] ** Lana's red bar stops flashing. In fact, it's full and vanishes. Re's go! ** [15:24] * Re recasts flare, this time on the fashion abomination! [15:25] [Relapse] ** Woosh! The drag-on flinches; 400 in red popping up above it's head. It breaths again at the pair. ** [15:25] * Lana` tries to sidestep while staying on the carpet .oO(Please be a dodgable attack...) [15:25] * Re doesn't move again .oO (I'm already in uglywear!) [15:26] *** Shadow-Wolf is now known as Wolf|AnthroHorse [15:27] [Relapse] ** Lana Dodges! Re is now dressed in compartmentally see through shocking pink, with purple trim, tartan glasses, green shoes and red suspenders. Her earings are now flashing multicoloured christmas trees, she can't move her arms thanks to bangles, and she has tattoos of butterflies and unicorns on her exposed skin. Her tartan is at 0, and all she can do is scream "Darling" until cured. ** [15:27] : Darling! : [15:28] .oO(Ouch... ) *Checks to see if the BarryMnlw CD affects teammembets or enemies.* [15:28] [Relapse] ** Effects "target". Lana also has a number of queer-eyes in a jar ** [15:29] * Lana` uses the BarryMnlw CD on the Drag-on! [15:29] : Darling! : [15:30] (( *laughs at Re* )) [15:30] *** CU (jackmcp@5d9dce4d.dsl.c7b28ff4.com.hmsk) has quit IRC [Ping timeout] [15:30] [Relapse] ** Lana and Re vanish.... and in a blindingly expensive CG Barry Manilow is summoned! He croons at the Dragon, who faints with such wonder at the manly voice. Safety tip, fainting at this altitude can be fatal. ......................*WHUMP* ** [15:30] *from summoning space* : Darling! : [15:31] [Relapse] *victory music!* [15:31] * Lana` poses and does the arm flappy dance. [15:31] *** Sienna_Daywing (Hachi@b2f3181a.newhvn01.in.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #gglounge2 [15:31] *** Mode change [+v Sienna_Daywing] on #GGLounge2 by Lana` [15:31] * Re tries to dance, but the bangles weigh her down. [15:32] [Relapse] ** My..that castle's getting awfully close ** [15:32] : Darling! : [15:32] * Lana` uses a potion of Hellsing on Re. "..." .oO(She is good like that..) [15:33] *** Fluri-Mouse (jorbmen@94ac3713.ed.5eb2c41d.net.hmsk) has joined #GGLounge2 [15:33] *** Mode change [+v Fluri-Mouse] on #GGLounge2 by Wargolem|Security [15:33] [Relapse] ** Re is transformed ! She gains nifty circular goggles, a red suit and hat, vampire fangs and... have I mentioned it's daylight? *poof to ashes* ** [15:33] x.x [15:33] [Relapse] ** Re appears on a new flying pig, with #4 tattooed on her forehead ** [15:33] [Relapse] ** She is also in her original gear ** [15:34] * Re gets all level-eyed with a cartoon stormcloud overhead [15:34] [Relapse] *..rumble* [15:34] "YOu are normal!" [15:34] *** CU (jackmcp@5d9cdb0f.dsl.c7b28ff4.com.hmsk) has joined #GGLounge2 [15:34] *** Mode change [+v CU] on #GGLounge2 by Lana` [15:34] * Lana` looks at the castle ahead and tries to pull up on the flying carpet. [15:34] [Relapse] ** ELSEWHERE: Dread Ninja Relapse continues to watch with the binoculars. "You know.... they are getting awfully clo-" *SMASH*! ** [15:34] [Relapse] ** Lana and Re crash through the structurally unsound roof of the castle, landing in the Throne Room of DREAD ** [15:35] o.x [15:35] * Lana` stands up quickly, "We have foudn you Dread Ninja Relapse!" [15:35] * Re gets up off the not-flying pig .oO (can't speak... hero gets... dramatic line..) [15:35] * Relapse coughs. "...I'm behind you." [15:35] : Yes! Er.. : [15:35] * Re turns around. [15:35] : Yes! : [15:36] * Relapse is there in his dread velvet, leather and ninja finery. He still has that sheaf of papers behind his back. The Cupboard looms menacingly from beside him. [15:36] * Lana` turns around, "You are evil and wicked! In the name of justice and Glory, my partner and I will defeat you!" *Pose* [15:36] [Relapse] "...I don't remember reading Sailor Moon quotes in the script. But that would make you..." [15:36] * Re also poses, a little behind Lana [15:36] [Relapse] ** Re is now dressed as Tuxedo Mask, in the pose she pulls ** [15:37] * Re gets tired and stands normal again [15:37] [Relapse] "...Right. *ahem* SO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WON? Hardly. Now you must face the final challange.... ME." [15:38] * Relapse rips off his evil costume, revealing a Saturday Night Fever style white suit, and an afro pops his ninja cowl off. The floor of the throne room starts pulsating in different squares of colour. [15:39] "We are not afraid! umm.... I kill you and you die!" *Waits for the boss battle music* [15:39] : His Tartan is incredible.. : [15:39] .oO(...) [15:39] "We will defeat him, no matter hwo strong his tartan is!" [15:39] [Relapse] ** Indeed, the stats beside Relapse reveal his Tartan to be immeasurable. Battle music starts with a great beat, and you can dance to it. ** [15:40] : Right! When in doubt, cheat! : [15:40] * Re casts Holy on Relapse. [15:40] * Relapse gains a halo. [15:40] : ... right. : [15:40] * Lana` uses one of the poisons she found on the spider on Relapse! [15:41] * Relapse cops a dart to the afro. No response. [15:41] * Relapse returns fire with Saturday Night Fever! He spins, twirls, and throws his hand out; sparkly dust heads towards Re and Lana! [15:41] : Lana! Use the ninja slamdancing attack! : [15:41] .oO(His power is imense....) *Tries to sidestep the sparkle dust* [15:42] [Relapse] ** this dust can't be dodged. Lana gains a mini-mini-skirt, boob-tube, shoes that make her twice as tall, and a mini-afro. Re is unaffected! ** [15:42] * Re moonwalks to circle Relapse [15:42] * Relapse is flanked! [15:43] * Lana` checks to see if she is ready to use her tartan break yet. [15:43] [Relapse] ** Yup ** [15:43] [Relapse] ** Lana's Tartan Break: Karaoke ** [15:45] * Lana` poses and gains a microphone, and a karaoke machine appears behind her, she karaokes madly to hip japanese songs of hurtingness at stupid loud sound levels at Relapse! [15:45] ((Mirai no Eve!)) [15:45] * Relapse winces, collapses to his knees. When he stands, he has a microphone and responds with "You... Light up my life...." and his Tartan bar, health bar AND magic bar take big hits. Nothing magical about that performance... [15:46] * Re starts singing from Shonen Knife - Cookie Day. [15:46] * Relapse 's bars take another set of hits from the Dynamic Musical Stylings of the golem. Relapse is Stunned! [15:47] "Re! double team attack! Golem Lightning uppercut!" [15:47] (I don't think it's a common song.. it's sickeningly happy japanese pop) [15:47] [Relapse] ((..*shudder* )) [15:48] * Re checks her status screen for attacjs [15:48] *attacks [15:48] [Relapse] ** Re: Golem Lightning Uppercut. Golem Fire Uppercut. Golem Dance Dance Revolution Multi-Kick. Golem Lemmings of Doom ** [15:48] (~sugar sugar candy, in my mouth, stay home watch tv, good boys singer, is singing like a man, I have nothing to do~) [15:49] [Relapse] ((...attack the character, not the player... please....ow the pain... )) [15:49] : Golem Dance Dance Reolution Multi-kick! : [15:50] * Re does a ton of spazztastic anime color effects [15:50] * Relapse gets booted, thwapped, thumped and stomped into the ground as arrows flash in the air above the golem. His red health bar starts flashing. [15:51] .oO(Now to finish this off!) *checks her attack list for finishing moves* [15:52] : Sorry Lana! I like kicks! Lana! Do you have strongbad techno!? : [15:52] [Relapse] *Lana, finishing moves: The End.* [15:52] .oO(Uh.. wonder what that does...) *Uses 'The End'!* [15:53] *** Received DCC Send request from Re (feops@3e51f7a7.6ca6d637.net.hmsk) [206.45.167.78:4287, shonen_knife_-_cookie_day.mp3 (2337646 bytes)] [15:53] [Relapse] * A large black screen with "The End" in white writing falls. It lands on Relapse. * "...That so hurts..." HP to 1.... * [15:54] .oO(Its his turn to attack! what will we do?..) [15:54] *** Wirrit|Nap is now known as Wirrit|Lurking [15:54] [Relapse] ** Screen gets cranked up again, Relapse warms up his most powerful attack! ** [15:54] *** Re` (feops@3e51f7a7.6ca6d637.net.hmsk) has joined #gglounge2 [15:54] *** Mode change [+v Re`] on #GGLounge2 by Lana` [15:54] *** Mode change [+o Re`] on #GGLounge2 by ChanServ [15:55] =Re`= DCC Send shonen_knife_-_cookie_day.mp3 (206.45.167.78) [15:55] *** Received DCC Send request from Re` (feops@3e51f7a7.6ca6d637.net.hmsk) [206.45.167.78:3489, shonen_knife_-_cookie_day.mp3 (2337646 bytes)] [15:55] * Relapse uses Disco Inferno! Dancing at speeds around the two heros, a firey blaze follows his smokin' dance steps and whips up a wind that threatens to suck them both into the flaming vortex of fashionable doom! [15:55] .oO(Ow Ow Ow OW Ow Ow his moves are smokin... Ow Ow Ow) [15:55] *** Re (feops@3e51f7a7.6ca6d637.net.hmsk) has quit IRC [Ping timeout] [15:56] [Relapse] * In bouncing red lettes above Lana and Re's head. "Gees that smarts!". Everyone's red bars are now flashing... but it's the heroes' turn...* [15:56] : Ah! What do I do?! : *starts getting sucked in, tries moonwalking away* [15:56] [Relapse] ** Re escapes being eaten by the vortex! ** [15:57] * Lana` does super ki shuriken throw! hucking her giga-shuriken at the Dread Disco-Ninja Relapse. [15:57] * Relapse dodges. This is a dance-off after all. [15:58] : oh nos! : [15:58] : Lana! What's the opposite of disco? : [15:59] ((polka?)) [15:59] (( Rock! )) [15:59] * Relapse , still in the Travolta inspired splits he used to dodge the throw, pulls himself on an invisible rope back up to a standing position, wincing slightly. [15:59] [Relapse] (( Grunge? )) [16:00] "Uh... I dunno... stuff with class?uh... try rapping?" [16:00] *** Wolf|AnthroHorse is now known as S-Wolf|MLP-form [16:01] * Re` materializes a giant oversized electric guitar, and slide forward on her knees in an obnoxious powerchord. [16:02] * Relapse gets hit dead on with the opposing force chord and gets smashed through the rear wall and sails off into the distance. "I'll get you next time, Golem Ninja heroes!!!!....Cupboard, you so owe me for this... Tell me at least I'm going to land somewhere soft.... oh no." *disappear twinkle* [16:02] : Looks like team cupboard is blasting off again. : [16:03] "Yes, but the day is saved. The day may come when the Dread Ninja Relapse returns, but we will always be here to defeat him! we are the Golem Ninja Rangers!" [16:03] [Relapse] ** The room stops being a disco reject from haedes, and light returns through the many falling bricks. The hallway leaving the room has 'End of Game Cut Scene' over the arch. ** [16:03] * Lana` poses! [16:03] * Re` too! Then casts flare on Lana! [16:04] * Lana` runs for the hallway.. probably crispy. [16:04] [Relapse] ** Lana roasts! Since she's the main char now, when she reaches 0 hp, the screen slowly goes dark and sad music plays....** [16:04] (( ... *laughs* )) [16:05] * Re` lights a magical torch and trudges out [16:05] ((LOL. Evil Relapse.)) [16:05] [Relapse] ** Lana doesn't reach the hallway before "GAME OVER" appears over the two in white. The glow of Re's torch travels offscreen... and she finds herself and Lana back in the Lounge as they were when they entered. ** --- [16:06] *poit* [16:06] : That was fun : [16:06] * Lana` laughs, "YOu backstabber!" [16:06] ^.^ [16:07] "ANd there weren't any romance scenes like modern things." [16:07] : That would've been with you, since you stole the roll. : [16:08] "Well you were so mean I didn't ahve a choice, and you flared me... I can't wait for the sequel." [16:08] *** Wirrit|Lurking is now known as Wirrit [16:09] * Relapse lands from nowhere with a whump on the floor of the Lounge near a couch. "....ow." [16:09] "Relapse!" [16:09] [Relapse] "..Hi. Ow." [16:10] * Lana` sneaks over to Re and hugs her. [16:10] * Wirrit jerks awake at the *whump*, having been thoroughly asleep on a couch. Really. She came back and then fell asleep, I swear. But now she's awake again. "Wh--?" [16:10] *glee* *hugs* [16:10] [Relapse] "...So owe me." [16:11] : Your cupboard is fun, Relapse. : [16:11] "Cupboard is the best." [16:11] : But your evil acting needs work. : [16:11] * Relapse at least landed with some degree of control, so he wasn't injured. Remaining on the floor he tilts his head back to look upside down at Re and Lana. "...Yes." [16:12] * Relapse pushes himself up into a seated position. "Sorry for waking you, Wirrit." [16:12] * Wirrit blinks slowly, then: "..uh... It's OK. What happened? Evil acting?" [16:13] * Relapse points at Re and Lana, stretching. "Let them explain it." [16:13] : I'm gonna go rest for a bit. Byee~ : [16:13] : Lana can! : *zip* [16:13] "Coward! I'll get you back! I am still the leader!" *Sticks her tongue otu at Re.* [16:14] * Wirrit blinks slowly. [16:14] .oO( ...awake or asleep... ..this is a good question. )