Relapse's Cupboard - World of Darkness 1, Denizen Test

Welcome to the "Which World Of Darkness Denizen Are You?" Test.

Yes, it's another test which pigeon holes you based on about 10 questions. How efficient is that?

And no, its not on a black background. You guys have enough encouragement as it is, Gaia....

An attractive person of the sex you have (or had) feelings for walks over.

• You mentally count your blood points, and screw or drain them depending on the result. Or, heck, Both!
• *sniff sniff* "WEAVER-SPAWN! KILL IT!"
• You hide the formula you've been working on as a cloud of voraicous moths appear, and proceed to coincidentally eat only their clothing.
• "...stop looking at me funny....You're ONE OF THEM" *BLAM*
• You giggle, and point at their shoulder say "Its gonna pee!"
• "WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!"

Your favourite type of movie is

• One where the bad guys win.
• Movies rot the brain! WYRM! KILL IT!
• The one where I used 4 spheres to enter the film and saved the da...did I say me? I meant...er....
• I'm too busy watching the audience and rolling jaffa-painted grenedes down the aisle
• Anything pink or blue
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!

Your ideal vacation is

• A 3 week cruise in the Arctic, during the 6 month night
• WYLD! KI..errr... LOVE IT!
• *singing* "I'd like to be, under the sea..."
• There's no vacation *ka-click*, just carnage
• Where there's BUNNIES!
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!

Which of the following combinations "darkens your world"?

• A;B;O-
• W;W;W
• You'll need a much bigger keyboard, buddy.
• Combination? Read my knuckles...
• A;B;C;...er....
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!

Your 'betters' are out of town. Something happens that requires your attention.

• Hide somewhere, and try to convince others to do it.
• Attack anything nearby till you pass out.
• I'm not even there.
• Why doesn't Amazon.com stock howitzers?
• Squeal and hide under the skirts of a grown-up.
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!

Which music works for you?

• "Red Right Hand", Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.
• That special beat achived when claw meats head.
• Music of the universe, baby.
• "My Axe", Insane Clown Possey.
• Nusery Rhymes, me and Fluffy the Invisible Parot
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!

Somehow, you've ended up in a bar. Name your poison.

• Do you have bloody Mary? How about a waitress called Mary?
• "Sir, you can't take a whole keg. Sir, Sir!?!?"
• It varies, but its always ready when I arrive.
• Alcohol dulls the sharp mind... but it also dulls the pain. Stuff that, *scull Jack D, straight*
• A Spider with a Curly Straw!
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!

You're at a party. What reactions do you get?

• "Wow, your eyes are so...so... Yes Master.".
• "Hey, can I get you a-" *grrr* "EEP! *scarper*".
• "I don't know why, but I'm drawn to you...".
• "Hey, didn't anyone tell you the ripped, grunge look was out?".
• "Isn't it past your bed time?"
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!

You need cash!

• Cash? Ha, Power and Influence is where its at.
• HA, the Earth provides all! Except beer. *hides keg as police drive past*
• Ooo, look. Who would've thought this convenient loose brick was gold under stone paint.
• Well, dead monsters don't need cash. Either that or, *smash* *grab* *run*
• DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! I WANT A DOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!

You've just been eaten by each head of the Triatic Wyrm individually, and Caine's ripped your arms off and is busy impaling you with them, when what should happen but Wrinkle alters the flow of time so that you originated into this earth with your limbs in their current position (ie. one through chest, other through stomach), and a chorus of Autumn People are dancing a boot-scoot around your corpse. At that exact moment, a flower grows next to your body and a buttefly lands on it:

• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!
• WHO CARES? I'M DEAD!!!!!!!
• WHO CA...Who...Hey....At least I've got some friends here now! YAY!